OMG!!!!!!!!!

OMG I am seriously going to just SLAP her in the FACE one of these days.
There is someone in my life who is the absolute definition of b****. All she EVER does is complain about everything or make fun of people. That is all I have ever heard come out of her mouth.
She controls her parents, controls her friends, controls everything! Because if Little Miss Priss isn't freaking happy about it, OMG we have failed life.

Just today we were watching the show House and it was about a very overweight 10 year old girl who had a tumor (thus she was overweight....long story). All she could do was f-ing laugh at her. She was like, "OMG Daddy you have to come see this ginormous a*hole on this show! She's the size of a f-ing whale!" The sad thing is, he came in, looked at the tv, and started laughing! WHAT THE HELL?!
I just left the room.

She makes fun of her parents constantly, calls them freakin idiots, tells them what to do....when she talks like a sailor they just say, "Aw don't say that! That's not nice." We are not dealing with a 5 year old here.

I am moving. ASAP.